I don't know about you, but Mondays are my day to catch up on things that went by the wayside over the weekend. We had an especially busy weekend including the few days leading up to it, so I was really looking forward to this morning. I intended to post some of the pictures from the weekend, clean floors, plan the menu for this week...etc.
Well, my Monday is off to a shaky start.
At 7:45 I was sitting on the couch with Evan and I hear Elena stirring in her room. I jump up to get dressed and wash my face, before I "let loose" the two-year old from her room (she has a child-safety thing on her door knob which prevents her from getting out on her own).
A few minutes later, I'm just about ready, but I decide to use the bathroom. We have a "toilet-room" within the master bathroom. I swing the door shut out of habit; it's not latched, just mostly closed. As I flush I hear Evan, who had wandered into the bathroom, pull out the bottom drawer on my vanity which is right next to the door to the toilet-room. This is bad, very very bad!
The drawer is now blocking the toilet door from opening!
I try and squeeze my hand out the one inch opening, but can't get the angle I need to slide the drawer back in. So now I'm looking through the trash and the cabinets above the toilet, trying to spot anything that would fit through the opening, the whole time thinking, "What Would MacGyver Do?"
I won't go into everything I tried with no success, but at about 9:00 I realized that I needed to try and bust down the door. The problem is, Evan is now by the door, so I have to wait for him to get bored with playing in the cotton balls.
Finally, at about 9:15 he crawls off. So here I go, body slamming the door. I have to say, the movies make it look a lot easier than it is. After multiple attempts going shoulder first and giving it karate-style kicks...nothing. The only thing I've accomplished is knocking the drawer off the gliders. ARGH!
Elena is now beside herself; screaming and attempting to kick her door down in solidarity.
Over the next 30 minutes I prayed, regretted not having my phone on me, tried repeatedly to knock down the door, wished Elena didn't have the child-proof door knob on her door, wondered when Ben would start to worry after not hearing from me, and then...I had an epiphany!
It finally occurred to me to take the heavy lid off the toilet tank and use it to beat down the door. So, after just a minute of destroying our toilet door. I crawled out! FREEDOM!!!
The next thirty minutes were spent picking the lock on Elena's door (she had locked it at some point during her fit), cleaning pee off of her floor, and feeding Evan (now starving), the whole while thanking God for protecting everyone but the door from harm during those two hours!
It's now 11:30 and I'm exhausted! Happy Monday!
The Problem
(Goodness, I want to paint those cabinets!)
The Solution
The view from inside the little toilet room
The Aftermath
I think we're in the market for a new door